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CAPTAIN OF
INDUSTRY (A) POUNDS DESK TOP (B) FOR BETTER QC (CHIEF INSPECTOR
HAS CONCEALED HOT WATER BOTTLE (C) UNDER DESK BLOTTER) PRESSURE OF FIST
ON BLOTTER CAUSES WARM WATER TO SPRAY ON WILTED ROSE (D) WHICH BLOOMS -
CAUSING HUMMING BIRD (E) TO HOP OFF PERCH (F) AND HOVER OVER
BLOSSOM THUS FANNING WIND CHIMES (G) CAUSING THEM TO RING - WAKING
SLEEPING DOG (H) WHO - THINKING IT’S THE DOORBELL RUNS TO SEE WHO’S
THERE - THUS TURNING TREADMILL (I) WHICH CAUSES CUPS TO SCOOP UP SEEDS (J)
AS BELT (K) BEGINS TO TURN - THROWING SEEDS TO HUNGRY DUCK (L)
WHO FLAPS HIS WINGS FOR JOY CAUSING SHUTE (M) TO TIP DOWN ALLOWING
CANNON BALL (N) TO FALL WHICH IN TURN PULLS STRING ATTACHED TO TRIGGER
WHICH FIRES GUN (O) SHOOTING BULLET WHICH HITS MOVING TARGET (P)
WHICH SENDS SIGNAL TO PRODUCTION LINE TO REJECT - REWORK - OR OK PRODUCT!
-Hal Rogers with a salute to Rube Goldberg
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